my physics teacher loves april fools day
i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute
wow he really hates school
This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level
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LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!
He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.
Literally sat here going through my entire playlist. Holy shit.
Been looking for this ever since I first got tumblr
I’m playing the Black Swan Pas de Deux from Swan Lake, and he’s leaping in perfect time to the music! This is amazing!
people who don’t sit through the credits after a marvel movie are weak and won’t last the winter.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via madgay)
Just got my first car #newcar #firstcar
Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X
He’s like, “We were prepared for everything except the goddamn poodles.”
"i got a jar of dirt”
That “Damn it I knew I forgot something fucking poodles” face